Tiffany the Dog Enlisted to Save the Free World!

Tiffany can infiltrate enemy lines where typical American soldiers cannot go. She can creep past the border guards in Afghanistan, dodge the mines, and walk right into the home of Osama Bin Laden if she wants. After all, he will think she is just a cute poodle, and start to pet her. He might even share his goat meat with her. And then she can jump him and lick him to death. We will all be saved.